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sardar joke sms, sardar jokes sms, sardar sms jokes, punjabi sardar
sms jokes
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Arfan ) Dedicated
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Nadeem )
chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,
phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola
toh light apne aap jal gaye.
mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!
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Arfan ) Dedicated
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Nadeem )
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,
who was about to deliver,
when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh,
oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,
pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa
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Arfan ) Dedicated
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Nadeem )
sardar ji to his friend:
Yar bari mushkil main hoon
mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay .....
friend: acha,
yar to bara lucky hay
doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay
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Arfan ) Dedicated
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Nadeem )
A sardarji
Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse
:- I Love U sister....
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Arfan ) Dedicated
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Nadeem )
once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen
and say to the shopkeeper
where is my gift ?
shopkeeper said why?
serdar said there is written colestrol free
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Tamoor ) Dedicated
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Adnan )
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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Tamoor ) Dedicated
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Adnan )
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:
Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son,
he cant read very fast.
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Tamoor ) Dedicated
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Adnan )
Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...........
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,
Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
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Tamoor ) Dedicated
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Adnan )
Once sardar wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". . The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and sardar immediately replies "thank you"and puts the phone down
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Balwand singh ) Dedicated
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Sani )
chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!
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Balwand singh ) Dedicated
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Sani )
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa
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Balwand singh ) Dedicated
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Sani )
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay
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Balwand singh ) Dedicated
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Sani )
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
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Ahmad ) Dedicated
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Toni )
why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ? think think think to avoid sde EFFECTS.
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Ahmad ) Dedicated
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Toni )
once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?shopkeeper said why? serdar said there is written colestrol free
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Ahmad ) Dedicated
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Toni )
dolhan sardar say......aag mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha
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Ahmad ) Dedicated
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Toni )
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
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Ahmad ) Dedicated
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Toni )
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye, mashoka hogi tero..Meri to behan
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Ahmad ) Dedicated
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Toni )
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts • A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!
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