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free funny urdu sms, funny love urdu sms, funny urdu mobile sms,
funny sms joke, funny sms messages, funny sms text, urdu funny sms
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Hashim ) Dedicated
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Rafiq )
I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.
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Hashim ) Dedicated
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Rafiq )
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower
all flowers are nice and sweet
but they have no comparison
with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool
ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....
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Hashim ) Dedicated
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Rafiq )
Teri Maa Di
Tere Peo Di
Teri Behan Di
Tere Bra Di
Teri Babi Di
Tere Pure Khandan Di
Te Meri v Tu Jan Hain
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Hashim ) Dedicated
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Rafiq )
Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye
us ko bholapan kehtay hain,
2 bar ho jaye
us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain,
3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,
counting phir bhi na
rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.
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Mudasar ) Dedicated
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Jabbar )
sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM
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Mudasar ) Dedicated
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Jabbar )
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahin aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi buhut tight hai,
Bol nikalun kiya tera lucky draw?
Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamun.
sender CIRCUIT BHAI
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Mudasar ) Dedicated
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Jabbar )
Kitne din ho gay,
Kitne haftay guzar gay,
Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye,
Ab tu
saal bhi hone ko hai,
Ab tu kehna manno,
Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO
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Mudasar ) Dedicated
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Jabbar )
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
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Mudasar ) Dedicated
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Jabbar )
Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
Plz
inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha
lo...plz...
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Ashraf ) Dedicated
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Asgar )
Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he
he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI....
ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....
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Ashraf ) Dedicated
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Asgar )
Hugli Hugli
Dugli DUgli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssss!!
Hans mut yeh mantar
Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya.....
Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....????
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Ashraf ) Dedicated
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Asgar )
Kis kis ki mahfil main
kis kis na kis kis ko kiss kya,
ek tum thi jisnay her kiss
ko mis kya,
ek main tha jis na her
miss ko kiss kya.
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Ashraf ) Dedicated
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Asgar )
Kash kabhie app hamari gali main ayen,
thora sharmaen,thora itraen,
thora
muskaraen,thora ghabraen aur
phir zor se chilaen
"TEEN DABAY WALAY"
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Ashraf ) Dedicated
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Asgar )
IN French:
"bonjour"
IN Spanish:
"Te quiro"
IN Italian:
"Teamo"
IN English:
"Good morning"
IN Punjabi:
"uth BEGHAIRTA kem te nai jana"
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Muzamal ) Dedicated
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Shafeeq )
shaadi k din kareeb aye
to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .
mein le ayi Sufi
ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.
subha hoi to dekha
na Maha thi na sufi.
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Muzamal ) Dedicated
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Shafeeq )
Apun 1 Sher bolega
"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE...
Good Nite.
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Muzamal ) Dedicated
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Shafeeq )
Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu:
Ab tak bahut SMS khaye -
Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN!
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Muzamal ) Dedicated
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Shafeeq )
7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend .-"""-.
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Talab ) Dedicated
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Munawar )
sharab hai to mai-khane banay
husan hai to dewane banay
ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai
tabhe to pagal khane banay
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Talab ) Dedicated
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Munawar )
Taj mahal kiya chez hia
.
main to us se bada mahal banaoun ga
aree mumtaaz to marke dafan hoi thi.
main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun ga.
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Talab ) Dedicated
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Munawar )
Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho
,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,
Dil kar da hai tuhano
dinner tay lay jawan
per tusi khandey v bohat ho
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Talab ) Dedicated
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Munawar )
Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,
Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,
Chal MOR jaisi,
Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,
Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat
Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti
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Talab ) Dedicated
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Munawar )
Chaand ko garoor hai
ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai
ki mera Dost Langoor hai
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Tania ) Dedicated
to
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afzala )
sms nechay hai
aur nechay
aur nechay
aur nechay
maine kabhi socha nahi tha
k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay
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Tania ) Dedicated
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afzala )
*~-BUMPER OFFER-~*
Send me sms & win
10 Lac ki car ka PHOTO
29" TV ka BOX
Dubai janay walay plane ko TATA kernay
ka moqa aur
mere saath DINNER
wo bhi aap k gher ..............
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